10 reasons not to swear

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10 reasons not to swear
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10. It pleases Mother so much.

9. It's a fine mark of manliness.

8. It provides that I have self-control.

7. It indicates how clearly my mind operates.

6. It makes my conversation so pleasing to everybody.

5. It leaves no doubt in anyone's mind as to my good breeding.

4. It impresses people that I have more than an ordinary education.

3. It's an unmistakable sign of culture and refinement.

2. It makes me desirable personally among women and children in respectable society.

and the number 1 reason not to swear is....

1. It's my way of honoring God, who said, "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."